The most popular new year’s resolutions involve things like getting fit, losing weight, spending less & saving more, reading more books, and spending more time with family and friends. These may seem like worthwhile goals, but did you know that about 92% of resolutions fail? That’s right — less than 1 in 10 people follow through on their worthy resolves. It’s now the second week of the year, and I have a question for you. Have you failed in your resolutions or succeeded? Are you among the 92% — or the 8%?
You’re Not a Failure!
If you’re like me, you’ve already failed on your new year’s resolutions. Or goals, ideals, intentions — whatever name you want to give those lofty “never-gonna-happens,” go ahead. Because if they are like most resolutions, they’ll probably never happen. However, you are not a failure. No, you are probably just making the wrong goals. What you need to do is make resolutions that you can actually keep. And, here’s where we come in.
A Resolution You Can Keep
We have some great news for Southwest Floridians. Finally, there is a resolution you can actually keep! Yes, it’s easy. And yes, it’s free. Make a resolution to get a hearing test in 2018. Trust us, you can keep this resolution. At Decibels Audiology and Hearing Aid Center, we provide free hearing tests every day of the year. (Well, except Saturdays, Sundays, and major holidays.) That’s right, completely and totally free hearing tests. But nothing in life is free, you might respond. THIS actually is free. Call us, make an appointment, come in for a hearing test. Yes, it really is that easy.
Maybe you already signed up for a gym membership you can feel bad about not using three times a week. And maybe you keep sneaking chocolate chip cookies even though you told your partner you were on a low-carb diet. Or maybe you continue to scroll through your phone when you said you would tackle The Brothers Karamozov and finally finish it after starting and restarting so many times you’ve lost count.
Guess what? You don’t have to feel bad! Call and schedule a free hearing test for yourself. Check it off your list of goals for 2018. You’re officially part of the 8% of successful individuals who kept a resolution.
Why Free Hearing Tests Rock
Why are we so pleased and excited to offer free hearing tests to the Naples community? It gives us a chance to get to know all of you. And, we love helping people understand their own health and wellness better. What do annual free hearing tests do for you?
- Confirm you can hear in a variety of situations, including restaurants, movies, and events.
- Assess the connection between your hearing and the way your brain processes language. Preserving that connection is key as we age.
- Laugh a lot and have fun. Yes, we are a fun, energetic, experienced, and attractive group of audiologists. We just want to have fun and laugh with YOU!
So, what are you waiting for this year? Contact us this week to schedule a free hearing test. We promise you won’t regret it. You’ll be able to achieve a new year’s resolution you didn’t know you needed to make. So, there’s that. And, you’ll have a great time becoming successful at new year’s resolutions. 2018 promises to be a great year, so make a new year’s resolution you can actually keep. I mean, free hearing tests. What could be better?